Three ladies were sitting in a wine bar. After a few drinks, the conversation gradually drifted toward the topic of their love lives.
"My husband is a Petrologist," said the first lady. "He's very aggressive and forceful when we make love. I like that in a man; he sweeps me off my feet and takes complete control!"
"Well," said the second lady, "my husband is completely different! He's a Human Geographer, and is very gentle and sensitive during our lovemaking. He talks to me, and seems to be able to anticipate my every need and desire."
The third lady sat there staring glumly into her glass.
"Well, what about your husband?" the other two asked. "Oh, he's a Climate Modeler," she said, "and he keeps telling me how great it's going to be once he figures out how to do it!"
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